"What was I thinking"

Submitted by "Lesley"

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what was i thinking..... - m4w - 41 (van)

Date: 2009-12-10, 11:27AM PST
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i saw you in my mind you were gorgeous you would not look at me at all. i've farted on purpose and the noise did'nt even bother you .it's as if i did'nt exist.
now i realise that i'm alone in this relationship,no mather what i do. you dont care you never call me .....ever...you used me.you said a lot of things ,showed me a lot of your good side
always hiding the real you .i can only guess that you arent so special after all.....that's it i'm getting rid of you. i've found somebody better i'm getting a 52 in plasma (delivered) instead.

all this time i have watched you and waited and waited on (my) couch. and you never showed up or called me. now it's gonna be different. there will be more of you
bigger and better......and everything will be better....now i have to nap a bit i'm meeting someone with Oprah at noon.....
dont worry i will dispose of you responsibly...at the electronic garbage depot....zzzzzz zzzzz zzzzzzzz fart zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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