Well this certainly has the makings of a completely comfortable not awkward at all first date. Submitted by "Stephanie."

Looking for an unattractive woman. - 43 (Long Island City)

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Date: 2009-12-13, 1:48PM EST

Let me be blunt: I have had it with attractive women. The problem with so much freedom and selection is that it erodes the spirit and destabilizes any hope for a real long term connection. After one too many experiences, I'm shutting down all hope of ever finding happiness with a looker.

What I am looking for now is someone who has not pursued a physical embodiment of themselves, yet, is nonetheless healthy, friendly, and who enjoys being treated like a lady. I am serious. Responses to this ad by attractive women will be instantly disqualified.

What you must be is interested in things like blogging (and regarding the web and computers, the more techie the better), Netflix, physical romance, movies, and a respect for but not over indulgence in any religious ideology.

Demographically you must be between 35 and 45, have no or no children living at home, some college education, be employed or independently wealthy, and live within dating proximity to a subway station. If you are more serious about a long term relationship with someone older, and, you're under 35, still free to respond. I'm not looking for a slut or anyone involved in the sex or sex attention business so if you've given it up for cash recently, good luck with that - please don't respond.

But most importantly, remember, you must be unattractive. At best, I will respond to the "marginally plain". Neither of us will want that ugly scene where we meet in a restaurant and I am forced to slam down my napkin, get up, and point at you while declaring angrily "You lied! You're hot!". Eventually you will need to supply a photograph or talk via webcam, so, to avoid any embarrassing miscalculation later, it would be best to provide a picture with your first response

Now about me. I am college educated with a 4 year degree, okay cute, employed, between 40 and 45, sane, and am without any criminal history. I don't do drugs and rarely drink.


•Location: Long Island City
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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