More @work dramz courtesy of Princess.  It's nice to see there are still some parts of the world where both "mom jeans" and "shivs" are allowed in the work place.

Officially Dating

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princess:

i found out that todd and “mom jeans” are officially dating

and he is also an official dick to me

Froggy:

UM WHAT

princess:

riiiight?

princess:

so gross

Froggy:

how long has this been going on?

that makes me want to dry heave

princess:

and lemme just tell you about the trophy i'm going to make myself
in honor of my self restraint
because he is such a dick to me
it'll be in the shape of a shiv
in case i need to use it later

Froggy:

TURDBURGER

princess:

 i'm gonna have some girl go up to her and be like "oh hey, you know todd?  yeah that dude gave me herpes"

Froggy:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

princess:

and then shiv her
with my trophy

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