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:-I Seeking a Live In Girlfriend

Inst Msngr — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:21:13 +0000

An eager Craigslister wants to skip the courtship and cut right to the part where you move all your stuff in. No rent required. We're moving in if you don't...

:-? "U H8 Me"

Inst Msngr — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:04:54 +0000

Aries329 submitted this @work INST MSG, between themselves and a former fling. Just the kind of middle of the day, office drama we love! So much so, we made an episode out of it!

=^.^= Caption Dis Kitteh

Inst Msngr — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:27:00 +0000

What do you think? Does Louie here have what it takes to become the next LOLCats superstar? Give him a hand and leave your best LOLCats captions below in our comments section! And don't forget to check out Louie's rise to fame in Episode 9 "LOL: Teh Tail of One Kitteh"

Stare deep into Louie's eyes and caption dis kitteh! If you need help, here's a great guide!

:,-( "R U There?"

Inst Msngr — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 08:08:24 +0000

And now for something completely different...

Have you ever had a heavy conversation online? Confessed your love? Confronted an ex? There's something vaguely heartbreaking about it. Without a voice or an expression, is your point being made? Are you being lied to?

In this Inst Msg submitted to us by "LILYSTAR" two long distance ex lovers try and mitigate the darkness of the net.

>;-) "Shameless Adam Lambert Fan"

Inst Msngr — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:45:01 +0000

Adam Lambert is brought down a peg in this @work Inst Msg submitted to us by "TheFalcon"

;-) To the Guy Doing My Wife

Inst Msngr — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:28:28 +0000

We think this subject line pretty much speaks for itself. Thanks Ernesto for the find! Who knew there was a such thing as mw4mw...

:-p "The 'Situation' is 61 years old"

Inst Msngr — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:15:10 +0000

To drink, tan and fight...or shop for window treatments? Thanks "S" for the posing this question to us!

"The 'Situation' is 61 years old."

Submitted by "S"

:-O) "The Woman Who Crapped in My Car"

Inst Msngr — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:53:16 +0000

It's a little much but that's why they call it a Craigslist rant. Who else can you tell? Thanks for the submisison Albert!

>:-) "Officially Dating"

Inst Msngr — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:52:48 +0000

More @work dramz courtesy of Princess. It's nice to see there are still some parts of the world where both "mom jeans" and "shivs" are allowed in the work place.

;-X "i know what i want"

Inst Msngr — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:04:59 +0000

Simply put. This is the most amazing Craigslist personals ad we have ever come across to date. Complete with perfectly mangled spellings of common words...

"would like a fit guy to help motovate me to loose weight"

A delightfully skewed sense of priorities...

"my son gets released to me Oct 19th...then i can really do whatever i want. or what you want...hint hint"

And absolutely tragic over-sharing...

"im trying to save up for plastic surgery (my pregnancy fucked me up)"

We are seriously considering making four episodes from this one post alone. Please. Enjoy responsibly.